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A Brand New Best Friend (and it's Me) is a song from Phineas and Ferb The Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension. It is sung by Heinz Doofenshmirtz and Heinz Doofenshmritz.

LyricsEdit

Doofenshmirtz2: Do I know you?
Doofenshmirtz: Yeah, I'm you from another dimension.
Doofenshmirtz2: Well, that would explain the handsomeness.
Doofenshmirtz: Right back at you, big guy.
Doofenshmirtz2: Does that mean you and I are exactly alike?
Doofenshmirtz: I suppose so.


Doofenshmirtz2: Do you want some rice pudding?
Doofenshmirtz: Blech, no, that's gross!
Doofenshmirtz2: It was a test. Almond brittle?
Doofenshmirtz: Ooh, I love it the most!
Doofenshmirtz2: Me too!

Doofenshmirtz: Do you collect coins?
Doofenshmirtz2: Yeah, just in case
Vending machines become the
Both: Dominant race

I've been alone all these years
With my irrational fears
Doofenshmirtz: But not the vending machine thing. That's gonna happen.
Doofenshmirtz2: But now before me I see
Both: Someone with whom I agree
I've found a brand new best friend and it's me
I've found a brand new best friend and it's me

Doofenshmirtz2: Hmm, I thought I'd be taller
Doofenshmirtz: I've been told I slouch
I thought I've have both my eyes, y'know...
Doofenshmirtz2: It's in this pouch
Doofenshmirtz: Ouch!

Doofenshmirtz: You know, I can't help but notice that your scar goes over your eyepatch.
Doofenshmirtz2: Yeah...
Doofenshmirtz: [pause] ...Nothing...

Doofenshmirtz: Do llamas weird you out?
Doofenshmirtz2: Yeah, are they camels or sheep?
Doofenshmirtz: No, no, I meant Lorenzo
Doofenshmirtz2: Oh, that's right
Both: He played Meap!

Now I know all about you
And you know all about me
Doofenshmirtz: Ooh-wee-ooh
Both: And now before me I see
Someone with whom I agree
I've found a brand new best friend and it's me
I've found a brand new best friend and it's me

Now that I've found you
We can be a duo
Doofenshmirtz: That's right.
Both: Twice the evil
Double Doofenshmirtz
Doofenshmirtz: Coming at you Fridays!

Doofenshmirtz-2: What's that, are we doing a TV show together?
Doofenshmirtz: "Oh no. It just sort of sounded like that. Well, I mean, we could. We should!"
Doofenshmirtz-2: Hmm, maybe we're not so much alike"
Doofenshmirtz: "Hey, that could be our catchphrase! You could be the grumpy one. [Pokes him] Huh? Huh?"

Background InformationEdit

  • The song was previous titled Doof Duet.
  • The Doofenshmirtzes mention that Meap was played by Lorenzo Lamas, thus breaking the fourth wall.
  • Doofenshmirtz and his alternate self are seen as a number of famous duos, including John Lennon and Paul McCartney of the Beatles, the Blues Brothers, Simon and Garfunkel, Laverne and Shirley, Lucy and Ethel from I Love Lucy, Laurel and Hardy, Raph and Ed from The Honeymooners, Phineas and Ferb, Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers, the Lone Ranger and Tonto, and Lewis and Clark.

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